On the perfect girl

Must love reading, kissing while reading, spicy food, red wine and knows how to drive. No specific height, weight, hair color, or sexual position required but would prefer a redhead somewhere around 1,68 m, 49 kg that knows what column means.

Cynics, critics, pessimists and back rubes need to apply. Freckles are a plus. Any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to Melanie Laurent, Karen Gillan and The Little Mermaid are highly welcomed. I’m doubtful of actresses, felons and lesbians but don’t want to rule felons and lesbians out entirely.

Must be tolerant of biting, socks on the floor, Matt Berninger and long showers. I feel sick in the morning, play with my nose and have dust allergy. I once misinterpreted being called a 21 century dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult. I stay up late, am afraid of spiders and think dogs are not scary. I want kisses that wake you up in the morning, heart shaped eggs, and to make you laugh ‘till you cry.

January 10, 2012 1:01 am

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